Skegness

Sex Shop Break-in

Police are looking for a transvestite disguised in a sexy nurse outfit, black and red PVC gloves and a pink wig after a break-in at the Pulse & Cocktail sex shop, Lumley Road, Skegness recently.

A man smashed the glass front door of the shop with a concrete block at around 2am on Friday, 27th June, and made a beeline for two pairs of PVC gloves, a bright pink wig (pictured) and a ‘body’ which was modelling a sexy black and pink nurses outfit like the one in our picture, below. He ripped the dress off but found it was the wrong size for him so he turned his attention to the manaquin in the window.
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During his efforts to rip off a larger-sized nurse’s outfit, the manaquin’s legs dropped off, but unperturbed, he struggled on, managing at least to denude her of her stockings. The cheeky chap took off the t-shirt he was wearing, presumably to try on other sexy garment that he fancied.

Fearing that he was taking too long, for the alarm system was ringing out, he decided it was best to make off with the legless manaquin, and dragged it with him through the hole in the front door.

When the police arrived on scene, a witness to the crime told them what he had seen - but unfortunately, he was one of our migrant friends, possibly Polish or Lithuanian and all he managed to convey was that he had seen a man with a woman with big bare t***s (breasts) under his arm running down Lumley Avenue! Hmmm!

The remains of the manaquin was later found outside Specsavers, further along Lumley Road.

Caught on CCTV

How do we know all this?

Because the whole sexy caper was captured on CCTV, of course!

And what’s more, very kindly, Pulse & Cocktail have converted the CCTV footage to a convenient file so that WE can show it to YOU here on our Skegness Magazine website.

We went along to Pulse & Cocktails to have a chat with manageress, Louise who told us “If only the chap had come into the shop in the day-time, we could have shown him many more outfits, offered advice and helped him find the right size”.

Sex Therapy

Louise went on to say that the excellent training the staff receives from Pulse & Cocktail equips them to offer sound advice on how to spice up a couple’s love-life. “We become a sort of sex therapist”, she said.

Louise tells us that the sexy nurse outfits, office sex outfits and the PVC are the most popular lines.

We couldn’t resist snapping some of the gorgeous lingerie and sexy outfits on sale in the shop.

But don’t take OUR word for it - pop along to Pulse and Cocktails and see for youself…

CCTV Footage of Pulse & Cocktail Break-in

with kind permission of Pulse & Cocktail, Lumley Road, Skegness.

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